goth

Okay, fine, I'm paying attention now. What do you want?

'I'm a human pet': The Goth teenager whose fiance walks her around on a dog leash.

It takes work.

They are definitely not survivors. Picking up and moving on isn't something that people dressed in black lace tend to do, traditionally.

Nothing says rebel like, "Can I have $20 to go to the mall?"

Parents just don't understand how kitteh-people work, apparently.

Emo kids ruin everything...

I see those all the time!

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In the meantime, warm up to some of these goth memes till the weather gets a bit sunnier. 

Your stockings will be stuffed with Hot Topic pants and Avenged Sevenfold shirts.

Or maybe there's just a stitch in the matrix...