goth

They are definitely not survivors. Picking up and moving on isn't something that people dressed in black lace tend to do, traditionally.

Okay, fine, I'm paying attention now. What do you want?

I see those all the time!

As someone, who during their youth, could be described as a punk rocker I abhor Hot Topic. Not just for the usual objections to turning an angry and invigorating music genre into a money-making cultural steamroller, mostly I just find their clientele insufferable.

'I'm a human pet': The Goth teenager whose fiance walks her around on a dog leash.

That's just... maSCARY. Am I right?

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Guys?

Your stockings will be stuffed with Hot Topic pants and Avenged Sevenfold shirts.

All the more power to them!

I hope so. Whether you're on Team Jacob or Team Edward, I'm sure you could use a little more blood running around your brain.