goth

Parents just don't understand how kitteh-people work, apparently.

"Did I ever tell you how I got this bonnet? Well, my dad was a real drinker..."

They are definitely not survivors. Picking up and moving on isn't something that people dressed in black lace tend to do, traditionally.

I see those all the time!

Now appearing in your worst nightmares: her.

DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.

All the more power to them!

Seriously. You need braces. Please visit your local dentist.