goth

DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.

Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!

All the more power to them!

As someone, who during their youth, could be described as a punk rocker I abhor Hot Topic. Not just for the usual objections to turning an angry and invigorating music genre into a money-making cultural steamroller, mostly I just find their clientele insufferable.

Alternate title: Oh Look, It's Two Poorly Dressed Commentors.

I see those all the time!

In the meantime, warm up to some of these goth memes till the weather gets a bit sunnier.