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Party hard over on After 12!

Can she bring her leg back down?

Know who created this comic? Let me know and I'd be happy to give credit where it's due.

Caption ALL the celebrities!

Just let your eyes wander around that photo for a second. We'll wait.

He beat the s**t out of it.

She'd probably go at it for a burger too.

This guy is a real "Behemoth", am I right?

2/10, would not fawn over Tuxedo Mask with.

Just don't double-dribble, big dude.

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.

... I mean fattest.