fat

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

Just let your eyes wander around that photo for a second. We'll wait.

Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

Can she bring her leg back down?

NOTE: The pole is not the push-up-bra of the butt world.

Additional space is available in the overhead compartment. You seemed to have left a shirt that fits you in there.

It seems we finally know what really happened to Jason Todd; Batman ate him.

If the dress were any smaller, those would be on your chin, lady!

2/10, would not fawn over Tuxedo Mask with.

He beat the s**t out of it.