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On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

I mean, if you insist, I'll just leave then.

And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.

The only way he's going to put his hand underneath her is if she's playing center.

Just let your eyes wander around that photo for a second. We'll wait.

She'd probably go at it for a burger too.

Are those... zebra stripes?

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

Help! Help! Somebody ate my sister and took her clothes!

Looks like all the Coke is going to her thighs... immediately.

This guy is a real "Behemoth", am I right?

That little guy is really hanging in there though.