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And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.

Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

He beat the s**t out of it.

The only way he's going to put his hand underneath her is if she's playing center.

Can she bring her leg back down?

She'd probably go at it for a burger too.

Additional space is available in the overhead compartment. You seemed to have left a shirt that fits you in there.

Looks like all the Coke is going to her thighs... immediately.

Are those... zebra stripes?