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Additional space is available in the overhead compartment. You seemed to have left a shirt that fits you in there.

The only way he's going to put his hand underneath her is if she's playing center.

Are those... zebra stripes?

I mean, if you insist, I'll just leave then.

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

This guy is a real "Behemoth", am I right?

2/10, would not fawn over Tuxedo Mask with.

NOTE: The pole is not the push-up-bra of the butt world.

And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.

Party hard over on After 12!