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And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.

Just let your eyes wander around that photo for a second. We'll wait.

Party hard over on After 12!

Just don't double-dribble, big dude.

Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

The only way he's going to put his hand underneath her is if she's playing center.

Know who created this comic? Let me know and I'd be happy to give credit where it's due.