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Please stop exposing your leg...

I have never been so happy to see a paunch in my entire life. Thank you, thank you for protecting us from that sight.

2/10, would not fawn over Tuxedo Mask with.

He beat the s**t out of it.

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

Help! Help! Somebody ate my sister and took her clothes!

Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

Caption ALL the celebrities!

Just don't double-dribble, big dude.

NOTE: The pole is not the push-up-bra of the butt world.