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"Welcome to my island, it's similar to Fantasy Island, but it is my fantasy you are experiencing."

Dammit! Well this is eye bleach day apparently. Since I don't want to have to focus on anything in this pic, I'll just say, nice bellybutton.

During Christmas time one of the many sites to be seen in malls across our nation can be Holiday abominations such as this. Someone who clearly looted a Michael's by force and absconded with their entire selection of ornaments and several hot glue guns.

Dammit, Japan. You don't even need to try any more.

And let me tell you, my wishes did not come true.

If there was such a thing as a fairy god-mother of crack this would be it. And apparently someone followed her home.