eww

You think Mrs. Claus would at least understand business casual.

"Welcome to my island, it's similar to Fantasy Island, but it is my fantasy you are experiencing."

Dammit! Well this is eye bleach day apparently. Since I don't want to have to focus on anything in this pic, I'll just say, nice bellybutton.

Here we have 57 seconds of very tasteful interpretive dance. Side note: prepared to be freaked out by the crazy blue lady in the background