eww

It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.

It looks like Chippy grew up...to be even more disturbing.

On the upside I bet he never needs to wear jackets or sweaters.

Here we have 57 seconds of very tasteful interpretive dance. Side note: prepared to be freaked out by the crazy blue lady in the background

And let me tell you, my wishes did not come true.

Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.