eww

"Welcome to my island, it's similar to Fantasy Island, but it is my fantasy you are experiencing."

Look at the butt on that guy...he must work out.

Dammit, Japan. You don't even need to try any more.

Ok, what the hell, was the beauty mark really necessary? Looks more like a lump of coal on her cheek.

And let me tell you, my wishes did not come true.

Serioulsy...mad belly shirt skillz!

Dammit! Well this is eye bleach day apparently. Since I don't want to have to focus on anything in this pic, I'll just say, nice bellybutton.