eww

Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.

On the upside I bet he never needs to wear jackets or sweaters.

Serioulsy...mad belly shirt skillz!

It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.

And to think, I just wanted a G.I. Joe party when I was that age, who knew "tranny" was in the mix!