eww

"Welcome to my island, it's similar to Fantasy Island, but it is my fantasy you are experiencing."

Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.

and I will lead you to a magical land, where you won't have a care and all your friends will be there. It's sort of like Cheers. Did you ever watch that? Such a good show.

It looks like Chippy grew up...to be even more disturbing.

MORE TERRIBLE SWEATERS!