eww

It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.

And to think, I just wanted a G.I. Joe party when I was that age, who knew "tranny" was in the mix!

Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.

and I will lead you to a magical land, where you won't have a care and all your friends will be there. It's sort of like Cheers. Did you ever watch that? Such a good show.

"Welcome to my island, it's similar to Fantasy Island, but it is my fantasy you are experiencing."

Serioulsy...mad belly shirt skillz!

I have nothing more to say.

Look at the butt on that guy...he must work out.

On the upside I bet he never needs to wear jackets or sweaters.

If there was such a thing as a fairy god-mother of crack this would be it. And apparently someone followed her home.