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And bring him a pair of scissors instead. Preferably an electric razor.

If it worked for the Beatles it can work for you guys, right?

Nothing quite accentuates the Skrillex-bangs like a good perm.

Or the number of brain cells left?

I don't mean having that hair cut, I mean LOOKING at it can literally make you go blind. Keep this picture on your screen at your own risk.

All the more power to them!

Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!