emo

"I come from a broken home. What? Oh yeah my mom drove me to the mall yesterday, why?"

Oh the wide-eyed youth. Little do they know their hair will look like this again in 70 years, but not on purpose.

Or the number of brain cells left?

If it worked for the Beatles it can work for you guys, right?

All the more power to them!

And bring him a pair of scissors instead. Preferably an electric razor.

Once you're done weeping into your bowl of sad-soup, go check out some more Emo kids!

Nothing quite accentuates the Skrillex-bangs like a good perm.

Thanks, "that one crazy lady's hand." I had my inhibitions before, but now I know what really matters in life.