costume

I'd like to walk her streets... if you know what i mean. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

I guess that's one way to get your child taken away from you.

The last guy who tried ended up snapped in half.

I mean, flocks of harmonizing birds are hard to come by these days, but you sort of need them to complete the outfit.

Instructor Housetsu Sato and his students at the Japan School of Wool Art made this monstrous beauty. The piece will be on display in the Tokyo Metropolitan Art Museum April 18 through the 23rd. They're even entertaining the idea of renting it out once it's done, in case you really need to ruin some child's birthday party.