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As The Flash approaches middle age, he can only run about 50 feet before he needs to take a break and spend some time relaxing on the couch in front of sped-up NASCAR races.

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So for this Total Recall remake we've got Colin Farrel, Brian Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, and now "Bill." I'm really looking forward to seeing the Rotten Tomatoes score for this one.

Why are you people just standing around? RUN!!! RUN!!!

Let's just say he doesn't fire arrows. Bring a poncho to Vegas next time you're there.

Or is it a geoduck?

When you have 6 hands why wouldn't you?