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I'm pretty sure this is what a bad trip in the middle of an Alice and Wonderland-themed party looks like.

As The Flash approaches middle age, he can only run about 50 feet before he needs to take a break and spend some time relaxing on the couch in front of sped-up NASCAR races.

No free refills.

Dammit, trollface, you're covering the wrong part of the body!

I see what you did there with the red spot on the crotch, but the extra red spots over the nips and at least one on the back of the lady's shorts really drives it home.

Yes, yes, I can hear you: "Those are traditional outfits for this festival that happens every year, WHAT AN IGNORANT OP." Yes. But also: Fuzzy yeti children.