cosplay

It seems we finally know what really happened to Jason Todd; Batman ate him.

Keep living the dream!

The sword represents his dong, you see. It's a very subtle portrait, I assure you.

If it isn't that then there are like 10 things all mashed up into a furry.

Put down the paddle and no one gets hurt.

Plus, tie your shoelaces. A lady always prefers gentlemen with firmly tied laces.

Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!