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Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.

Any Big Bad Wolf who approaches her on her bus trip to her grandmother's will probably be wearing a pimp outfit.

The blankoat, high fashion father of the snuggie.

Big fur coats work well with purple baseball caps apparently.

Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"