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The blankoat, high fashion father of the snuggie.

Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.

Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"

Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.

Any Big Bad Wolf who approaches her on her bus trip to her grandmother's will probably be wearing a pimp outfit.

But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?