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But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?

Big fur coats work well with purple baseball caps apparently.

...but it's been such a bad winter that I only care how WARM it looks.

The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.

Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"