coat

...but it's been such a bad winter that I only care how WARM it looks.

Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"

Big fur coats work well with purple baseball caps apparently.

Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

Any Big Bad Wolf who approaches her on her bus trip to her grandmother's will probably be wearing a pimp outfit.

But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?

Alternatively, you can re-enact your favorite Matrix scenes in the snow comfortably!