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The blankoat, high fashion father of the snuggie.

Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.

Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.

Alternatively, you can re-enact your favorite Matrix scenes in the snow comfortably!