coat

...but it's been such a bad winter that I only care how WARM it looks.

Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.

But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?

Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

The blankoat, high fashion father of the snuggie.

The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.