boots

There's another pair of boots that comes pre-torn with patches on them that costs twice as much.

Looks like Popeye went a little crazy later in life.

I'll bet you drew those parrots with a magic macaw.

Don't wear these outside, or anywhere.

Looks like all the Coke is going to her thighs... immediately.

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Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.