best of week

I mean, that's a pretty iron grip you got there, buddy.

Judging by the last load of laundry we saw, I'd say she's lost weight. Congrats!

Some shoes for the drinking and partying crowd.

Just looking at this is making me want to love and tolerate people. I should probably leave now.

THE CYBERMEN ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE ASPECT: MAKING SYNTACTICAL ERRORS.

Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?

Somehow I don't think this is the interpretation Sanrio was going for.

Alright, we'll let the typo slide for the idea of vajayjay nightmares (known by sheepish male internet trolls as "Regular Nightmares").

I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.

And can I do it all while looking like Lara Croft? Really? I can? Sweet.

UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.

And now you have a nice and easy way to determine what you're going to paint your bedroom walls. Just get the chancellor to pay your house a visit and have her stand strategically. Presto!