best of week

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

Plz to not dress the kittehs.

You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.

Just looking at this is making me want to love and tolerate people. I should probably leave now.

WEARING NOVELTY HELMETS IS A "SOMETIMES" HOBBY.

Alright, we'll let the typo slide for the idea of vajayjay nightmares (known by sheepish male internet trolls as "Regular Nightmares").

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Somehow I don't think this is the interpretation Sanrio was going for.

Well ~~hey there~~ bro.

And can I do it all while looking like Lara Croft? Really? I can? Sweet.

Colonial Medical Assisted Devices would have you believe that their deodorizing pads will help you with your gas leaks. All we know is that it'll definitely look like you have some extra junk in your behind - if you know what we're getting at.