best of week

Judging by the last load of laundry we saw, I'd say she's lost weight. Congrats!

Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?

Colonial Medical Assisted Devices would have you believe that their deodorizing pads will help you with your gas leaks. All we know is that it'll definitely look like you have some extra junk in your behind - if you know what we're getting at.

I mean, milk and eggs aren't going to buy themselves.

Some shoes for the drinking and partying crowd.

SpaceCats: The Other Other Final Frontier.

THE CYBERMEN ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE ASPECT: MAKING SYNTACTICAL ERRORS.

UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

Alright, we'll let the typo slide for the idea of vajayjay nightmares (known by sheepish male internet trolls as "Regular Nightmares").

Well ~~hey there~~ bro.