Colonial Medical Assisted Devices would have you believe that their deodorizing pads will help you with your gas leaks. All we know is that it'll definitely look like you have some extra junk in your behind - if you know what we're getting at.
And by that I of course mean Skittles. Think of how many Skittles you could cram into that thing!
UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.
I mean, milk and eggs aren't going to buy themselves.
Judging by the last load of laundry we saw, I'd say she's lost weight. Congrats!
Just looking at this is making me want to love and tolerate people. I should probably leave now.
Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?
And can I do it all while looking like Lara Croft? Really? I can? Sweet.
