best of week

I mean, milk and eggs aren't going to buy themselves.

UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.

Just looking at this is making me want to love and tolerate people. I should probably leave now.

Well ~~hey there~~ bro.

Judging by the last load of laundry we saw, I'd say she's lost weight. Congrats!

Colonial Medical Assisted Devices would have you believe that their deodorizing pads will help you with your gas leaks. All we know is that it'll definitely look like you have some extra junk in your behind - if you know what we're getting at.

Some shoes for the drinking and partying crowd.

Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.

And can I do it all while looking like Lara Croft? Really? I can? Sweet.

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS OR TAP ON THE GLASS. THANK YOU. The council for Weird Asian Stuff thanks you for your courtesy.