best of week

You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

And by that I of course mean Skittles. Think of how many Skittles you could cram into that thing!

THE CYBERMEN ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE ASPECT: MAKING SYNTACTICAL ERRORS.

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS OR TAP ON THE GLASS. THANK YOU. The council for Weird Asian Stuff thanks you for your courtesy.

UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.

Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.

And can I do it all while looking like Lara Croft? Really? I can? Sweet.

Judging by the last load of laundry we saw, I'd say she's lost weight. Congrats!

Alright, we'll let the typo slide for the idea of vajayjay nightmares (known by sheepish male internet trolls as "Regular Nightmares").

Further commentary on this shirt has been withheld for fear of getting scooped up by a Spinning Pile Driver.