best of week

WEARING NOVELTY HELMETS IS A "SOMETIMES" HOBBY.

Colonial Medical Assisted Devices would have you believe that their deodorizing pads will help you with your gas leaks. All we know is that it'll definitely look like you have some extra junk in your behind - if you know what we're getting at.

Somehow I don't think this is the interpretation Sanrio was going for.

Alright, we'll let the typo slide for the idea of vajayjay nightmares (known by sheepish male internet trolls as "Regular Nightmares").

I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.

SpaceCats: The Other Other Final Frontier.

Some shoes for the drinking and partying crowd.

And can I do it all while looking like Lara Croft? Really? I can? Sweet.

Well ~~hey there~~ bro.

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS OR TAP ON THE GLASS. THANK YOU. The council for Weird Asian Stuff thanks you for your courtesy.