best of week

Plz to not dress the kittehs.

And can I do it all while looking like Lara Croft? Really? I can? Sweet.

Some shoes for the drinking and partying crowd.

SpaceCats: The Other Other Final Frontier.

Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.

I mean, that's a pretty iron grip you got there, buddy.

Judging by the last load of laundry we saw, I'd say she's lost weight. Congrats!

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS OR TAP ON THE GLASS. THANK YOU. The council for Weird Asian Stuff thanks you for your courtesy.

I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.

WEARING NOVELTY HELMETS IS A "SOMETIMES" HOBBY.

Alright, we'll let the typo slide for the idea of vajayjay nightmares (known by sheepish male internet trolls as "Regular Nightmares").

UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.

And now you have a nice and easy way to determine what you're going to paint your bedroom walls. Just get the chancellor to pay your house a visit and have her stand strategically. Presto!

I mean, milk and eggs aren't going to buy themselves.

You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.