Subway

Is he dressed "Poorly"? Not necessarily. However, this bag is giving me as much of a headache as any muffin-top or pair of neon-pants that I've seen on this site.

More Superheroes Up, Up and This Way!

Quick Smee, hoist the sails! We have more bad decisions to make!

Somehow I don't think this is the interpretation Sanrio was going for.

"I steals from the riches and gives to my b*tches."

This might actually be funny if those were better underwear.

I'll be the first to admit this: I want this tracksuit.

She seriously thought this was work wear.