Bling

I'm sure it was originally meant to cover his hair but probably spiraled out of control from there.

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The hubcap diameter is wider than his chest. I'm surprised he can hold that up without his neck cracking.

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I mean, I really needed to press my diamond-encrusted shirt, dude.

Oh. Em. Gee.