Bling

Why not just put the smartphone in the pocket itself?

Oh. Em. Gee.

I mean, I really needed to press my diamond-encrusted shirt, dude.

The hubcap diameter is wider than his chest. I'm surprised he can hold that up without his neck cracking.

It still wouldn't look this tacky!

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My bling ain't no thing.

This lap won't sit on itself, ladies.

For added street cred, shoplift item and evade police!