Bling

Leader of the free world, and the fashion world.

Why not just put the smartphone in the pocket itself?

This must have been Ariel's supportive gay best friend from the deleted scenes of The Little Mermaid. Coming to you soon on Blu-Ray. Right before it plays in every 3D theater ever.

Oh. Em. Gee.

No offense dude, but those wings don't look like they can hold much.

This lap won't sit on itself, ladies.

I'm sure it was originally meant to cover his hair but probably spiraled out of control from there.