Bling

Why not just put the smartphone in the pocket itself?

I'm sure it was originally meant to cover his hair but probably spiraled out of control from there.

Oh. Em. Gee.

For added street cred, shoplift item and evade police!

The hubcap diameter is wider than his chest. I'm surprised he can hold that up without his neck cracking.

It still wouldn't look this tacky!

This must have been Ariel's supportive gay best friend from the deleted scenes of The Little Mermaid. Coming to you soon on Blu-Ray. Right before it plays in every 3D theater ever.