Bling

This lap won't sit on itself, ladies.

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Leader of the free world, and the fashion world.

My bling ain't no thing.

I'm sure it was originally meant to cover his hair but probably spiraled out of control from there.

The hubcap diameter is wider than his chest. I'm surprised he can hold that up without his neck cracking.

This must have been Ariel's supportive gay best friend from the deleted scenes of The Little Mermaid. Coming to you soon on Blu-Ray. Right before it plays in every 3D theater ever.