Don't worry, Jerry Jones will take care of you.

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You'd pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don't judge!

Just remember, every time you think to yourself "Man, the '90s were SO MUCH BETTER than times today," one of these little punks puts another quarter in the Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox and continues the cycle of misery. Remember that.