zombie

The mom page for my local community either didn't read this e-card correctly or plays VERY inappropriately with her kids...

User dan.shurkey describes the situation: This is one of the questions from my child's kindergarten English lesson. They are learning about sizes (big, tall, small...etc). When we read this to him, we started laughing so hard, saying, "Oh my god. The dad is a zombie eating his boy!"

"Fine, but I'm gonna be a Spider-Man zombie!" "And I'm gonna be a princess zombie!"