zombie

Somebody is a about to receive some free eggs and toilet paper.

This picture fascinates me. If, or rather, when we encounter the Zombie Apocalypse, How long would it take for us superior beings to use them to our advantage?

Mine hasn't fully developed yet so I want yours!

"Fine, but I'm gonna be a Spider-Man zombie!" "And I'm gonna be a princess zombie!"

User dan.shurkey describes the situation: This is one of the questions from my child's kindergarten English lesson. They are learning about sizes (big, tall, small...etc). When we read this to him, we started laughing so hard, saying, "Oh my god. The dad is a zombie eating his boy!"