zombie

This toy here is unfortunately unavailable for purchase, though I guess it's still possible in our dreams. How else will we teach our young women the importance of zombie preparedness?

On the flip side, this IS available for purchase at your local knock-off toy chain!

Mine hasn't fully developed yet so I want yours!

Seems like nothing but Zombies on Faceebook.

User dan.shurkey describes the situation: This is one of the questions from my child's kindergarten English lesson. They are learning about sizes (big, tall, small...etc). When we read this to him, we started laughing so hard, saying, "Oh my god. The dad is a zombie eating his boy!"

Somebody is a about to receive some free eggs and toilet paper.

"Fine, but I'm gonna be a Spider-Man zombie!" "And I'm gonna be a princess zombie!"

The mom page for my local community either didn't read this e-card correctly or plays VERY inappropriately with her kids...