This precious Valentine comes from the daughter of the luckiest Redditor ever. Kudos to you sir, for teaching your daughter about proper zombie safety.
Mine hasn't fully developed yet so I want yours!
"Fine, but I'm gonna be a Spider-Man zombie!" "And I'm gonna be a princess zombie!"
Somebody is a about to receive some free eggs and toilet paper.
Dad: Why does everything come back as f**king zombies? Me: Well what else would they come back as? Dad: ... Sperm?
