How does he do that? Why is it so flexible? Why does my neck feel so stiff?!
I don't want to dig too hard on the author's efforts to present a naturally testy topic to address as parents with your kids, but dude, this is definitely on the outter end of the spectrum. Too many clowns and wackiness and an overriding wtf-theme almost retracts from whatever 'lessons' this book might otherwise get across to the ever hungry curiosities of kids. I'm the last one to tell anyone how to parent their kids. That being said, maybe keep this book off the regimen.
If you're a parent, I'm assuming all you're thinking is, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
In true Henry the 8th fashion, this guy has decided he wants a son to carry on his family name. Judging by some of the criteria here, it looks like the kind of thing an entitled person who makes laughable demands would try to pull off. It's unclear if writing up a big offer full of rules and ultimatums is a good way to carry on one's genes, but hey, most of us haven't tried. Either way, This dude is making some pretty wild promises about his future kid.
Wow, that death of a first born handpuppet is just brutal. Be sure to feature that for your kids in your next puppet show.
Parenting is illustrated at Cheezburger's Web Comics site!