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Mom Live-Tweeting About Dogs Throwing Crazy Rager On a Roof Just Won 2017

In the grand scheme of unexpected ragers with bizarre locations, this right here just took home the gold. The live-tweet account alone is an exhilarating experience, so buckle up and enjoy the ride. 

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One Dad's Nauseating Babysitting Adventure Includes Cops, a Breathalyzer, and One Very Stinky Baby

Life as a father can be tough when you're a "sympathetic vomiter." It can be even harder when your adorable little child can't stop puking up "rotting whale blubber."

Follow this dad's amazing tale as he is struggles to cope with a direct dose of parenting.

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Savage Mom Texts Daughter Explicit Rant About Staying In School

Mom of the year right here. She's clearly taking parenting extremely seriously. No room for error at all. Someone get her signed for a book contract while they're at it. 

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Traumatized Daughter Was Caught In Her Mom's Cringeworthy Sexting Crossfire

This text exchange has a happy ending for everyone except this mortified girl who was somehow included in her mother's sexting escapade.

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