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One Dad's Nauseating Babysitting Adventure Includes Cops, a Breathalyzer, and One Very Stinky Baby

Life as a father can be tough when you're a "sympathetic vomiter." It can be even harder when your adorable little child can't stop puking up "rotting whale blubber."

Follow this dad's amazing tale as he is struggles to cope with a direct dose of parenting.

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Mom Hilariously Calls Out Her Kid for Stealing the Cat's Vanilla Ice Cream

Things are getting heated in this family after someone decided to eat the rest of Coco's the Cat's ice cream. It's a bold move to steal ice cream from anyone, let alone a cat.

Luckily, there was a popsicle that could serve as a substitute for the time being. Still, it might be a good idea to sleep with one eye open for awhile because as we all know, Hell hath no fury like a kitty scorned.

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Savage Dad Uses Memes to Shut Down Thirsty Kid Trying to Chat Up His Daughter

When he was unable to lock in the friend request of his crush on Facebook, this desperate dude found her father and tried to network his way into a date. It didn't go well.

Despite being told NO through Dad's endless supply of memes, this illiterate and very thirsty dude never gives up hope.

He gets angry... Very angry... But never gives up hope. How romantic!

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Girl's Dad Texts Her While Having Meltdown Over Adorable Alpaca, and Everyone Loves Him Now

Alexandria's dad definitely didn't go to Peru with any plans to fall in love, but here he is now, head over heels for an adorable Alpaca.

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