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Hold up the local convenience store in style!

... I always get the coolest weapon!

Jeremiah Heaton's 7-year-old daughter Emily expressed interest in being a real princess. While most dads would explain how the world actually works, Heaton found 800 square miles of disputed land in Africa, planted a flag, and "claimed" it. Emily now wears a crown and is called "Princess Emily".
There are no words.

(h/t HuffPo.)

"Barbie is stupid, I wanna be an engineer when I grow up!"