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To anyone parenting a toddler or otherwise young child - it will get better, just stick with it. Probably. Actually we don't know because we don't have kids. So godspeed to you and we hope that it does in fact get better with age. On the bright side, you can look forward to the day your kids move out of the house and you can get some goddamn peace and quiet, right?

Twitter user, Michelle, shared the different birthday messages she got from her parents and twitter couldn't agree more. 

Damn, these tweets are like a super-charged and super-savage edition of 'Kids Say The Darndest Things!' Somebody grab a hose cuz they're setting their parents on fire.

By artist Betja  

Pregnant women deserve way more recognition for the sh*t they have to go through. Seriously, y'all are superheroes or something. Scroll down and browse through the following memes about how horrible pregnancy is, and then click here after the baby is born for some memes about the "joys" of parenting!

Parents are capable of wildly entertaining savagery. For some of us, they've known us our whole lives, and in that case; it is a very easy thing to roast call someone out. You know all their silly quirks, enthusiasms, tics, and habits.