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"I shot through the hamper he was carrying. It went straight through the back of his leg. He started crying like a little baby."

But I'm your mom and your grandma.

What do you think, Parenting FAILures? Another instance of the news getting worked up over nothing, or is there a legitimate concern for parents and the Pedobear meme? Let us know in the comments!

He averages one kiss every 6.67 years.

A mother in India recently placed a matrimonial ad in the paper for her adult, gay son. It might seem like it would only be a little embarassing for 36 year old activist Harish Iyer to have his mom get involved in his lovelife but it's actually groundbreaking. It is thought to be the first same-sex dating ad placed in an Indian newspaper. In fact many papers refused to publish it.

Iyer told the Times of India that they've gotten a few responses so far but he plans on taking his time to decide on the right man. 

A Detroit-area man had his 9-year-old daughter drive him to the store because she was his "designated Driver." The daughter reportedly got into the driver's seat at a gas station and drove for several miles before the police pulled the van over, after a 911 tip informed the police of the young driver. When the tyke pulled over, she was reported as saying "What did you stop me for? I was driving good." Luckily, nobody was injured from the incident and no accidents occurred. Except maybe for a man having to admit that his pre-teen daughter could drive better than him in the circumstances.

Worth spending all that time or not, they are definitely keeping their father away from any shreddable values.

Class is in session at the School of Fail!