Early, early childhood memories...
"Ooh, ooh, no, more overhand. A little closer to the hospital. That's it!"
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Santa, you ARE the father!
"OOOOOOOOOOHHHH SNAP"
This precious Valentine comes from the daughter of the luckiest Redditor ever. Kudos to you sir, for teaching your daughter about proper zombie safety.
Me: Why is the remote in the bathtub? Dad: It was surfing the channels. Me: Does that mean the keyboard is in the sink? Dad: Yep.
