(While driving somewhere with my 5 year old sister) Me: Hey, look! The police are coming for you! Sis: *gasp* WHY?! Dad: They found out you killed Santa. Sis: I didn't! Jesus did!! Everybody: *silence*
The Christmas spirit is strong with this one.
Your wife, too, while you're at it.
Your child's letter to Santa probably falls under one of the following categories.
