We all know that the train set isn't for the little one, anyway.
"A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked."
(We are Jewish. For those of you who don't know, it's a Christmas tradition for Jews to eat Chinese food and see a movie on Christmas, since there's nothing else to do. It's currently a week before Christmas, and we don't know what to eat.) Dad: Maybe we should do Chinese tonight instead of for Christmas. Mom: Honey, DON'T ruin my Christmas!
(While driving somewhere with my 5 year old sister) Me: Hey, look! The police are coming for you! Sis: *gasp* WHY?! Dad: They found out you killed Santa. Sis: I didn't! Jesus did!! Everybody: *silence*
