Memes

Questionably-named Redditor c%mtruck received these instructions from his wife: "If you're going to use pictures of our son [on the internet], PLEASE don't post it under your c%mtruck username."
So much for that. C%mtruck got the ball rolling with a few of his own ideas, and then the internet was off and running.

There's nothing like a list of Mother's Day FAILs to remind yourself that you're not the WORST kid in the world.

Reddit user C0LDBLUERIBB0N posted this image Monday afternoon, and the internet was off and running.

Business Baby (also known by the ironically less-than-safe-for-work "No Bullsh*t Business Baby) already has its own Know Your Meme page here.

New babies kind of have a reputation for adorable Michelin Man style fat rolls. Apparently, 7-Elevens in Japan have started selling pull apart bread loaves that look exactly like those chubby baby arms. Parents have started taking pictures comparing the two with a hashtag that, according to Uproxx, translates out to #MyBaby'sGotTheBestBreadPhoto.

You don't need to be committed to find these little anecdotes amusing. Marriage, depending on who you ask, can be a blessing and a it can be a curse. But most of the time it seems to make for great tweeting.