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Former store manager intentionally hires a thief as his replacement | reddit r/ProRevenge posted by Colo1984 as former store manager, deliberately hired thief as my replacement r/confession TDLR: Abusive owners tried get unknowingly hire my own replacement. Due their behavior hired thief replace instead.

Former Store Manager Deliberately Hires Thief As Replacement

That's one way to make an exit.
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A choosing beggar asks a man to drive hundreds of miles to look at soil | hello would need talk about seeds please hello saw accept invitation are ready talk Hi mate s up? C sent seeds on reddit post but doesnt grow oh right, did remember add soil and water and time?

Choosing Beggar Asks Man To Drive Hundreds Of Miles To Assess Soil

It really be like that.
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A collection of creative insults that rocked people to their very core | INSIDE ASTER edition INSIDE edition ASiTicn antonio perez donut shop owner looks like homeless jimmy Fallon man with long scraggly hair tv interview

Rare Insults That Rocked People To Their Core

They're creative as they are unapologetically brutal.
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Teachers share the best excuses they got that ended up being true | reddit posted by Fortisvol Told he got pulled over by cops wobbly driving on his bike and they thought he drunk. Turned out he just dodging all slugs on street.

Best Excuses Teachers Got That Turned Out True

These excuses defied what teachers thought was possible.
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A Tumblr story about how a guy ends up befriending the monster underneath his bed | 2 writing-prompt-s drop small piece food on floor, and decide kick under oven/couch/ whatever because can't be bothered pick up. As walking away hear very quiet "Thank under bethanythemartian "No problem say words passing out my mouth on autopilot, before my brain engages and freeze.

Tumblr Post: Guy Makes Friends With Monster Under The Bed

Love that twist on the typical monster under the bed scenario.
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Fun Tumblr thread imagines an IT wizard | otherwindow Consider fantasy series where court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an guy. Court Wizard, fixing Queen's magic mirror: has't thee attempted cleansing and reapplying runes anew?

Quick Fun Tumblr Thread On An IT Wizard

Now this is how IT should be.
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talking bird saying bird facts

European Starling Gets Trained To Mimic Facts About Its Own Species

Dead ringer for the Alexa voice.
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cat has weird sneeze video

Cat Has Weird Sneeze

Feel the sneeze.
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Woman ends up learning that steak is in fact beef | Abena Darkoa @allADUiswin Y'all yesterday found out steak is beef and so embarrassed say animal thought steak all this time

Woman Discovers That Steak Is In Fact Beef

Don't know what to say about this.
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Grandpa hates banana bread, but proceeds to eat it for years out of love | theguilteaparty So my mom told story Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week. Literally every week since first one them learned make they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

Tumblr Story: Grandpa Despises Banana Bread, Eats It For Years Out Of Love

Grandpa loves banana bread, but not actually.
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funny technically correct jokes | cardi @cardikordeii is on mind? zander @finah 's fucking weird order go sleep have pretend like are already sleeping

Clever and Stupid Jokes That Aren't Wrong

Hm, yeah.
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A choosing beggar tries to offer exposure instead of payment |  Exposed Hey Hi Sup can skip small talk lol looking some background dancers music video at well known artists house make or female/ F and with exotic looks. Do know anyone who'd be interested

Choosing Beggar Offers Exposure Instead Of Payment

It'd be a shocker if anyone fell for this.
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Twitter thread about 5 year old at a french cabaret club | Anton Oxenuk @antonoxenuk about 5 years old my parents were Paris with and were invited visit Lido de Paris cabaret club. My parents had no ideas where leave or with whom so they just dressed up suit and took with them. 1/5 #storytime

Twitter Thread: Being a Suited 5-Year-Old at a Cabaret Club

Such class.
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Tumblr funny real life magic spells | monsterlets words power do exist can walk out my apartment wearing most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say words "laundry day" and suddenly 's way less weird monsterlets "laundry day" spell: decreases target's judgment outfit by 80% Source: monsterlets 31,156 notes D E

Tumblr Bits on Real-Life Magic

There are a few spells out there.
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dad reveals he won lottery money to kids

Dad Slowly Reveals Huge Lotto Win To Sons

It's about $2.7 million
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A quick Tumblr thread about how trees are bizarre and actually kind of creepy | gwydtheunusual Actually pretty easy. Trees don't reject tissue other trees same family bend tree another tree is sapling, scrape off bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait few years trees will have grown together can use similar technique graft lemon branch or lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and

Tumblr Post: Trees Are Bizarre And Freaky

Respect our arboreal overlords.
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