It's a hard language, man.

If they're not from France they're just sparkling gems.

Why not learn some extra tricks?

No reason is too small and weird.

Guy Retrains Roommate To Not Respond To His Alarm

Be glad you aren't these people.

Woman calls the police on her daughter for stealing truck.

A definite flavor blast from the past.

Eh, sure, looks fine.

-PLEASE INSTALL DOWNLOAD AND RESTART CONSOLE-

Celebrating the little things

Just a bit clueless there, eh.

"No mom, knowing cursive will not guarantee me a job."

"Sure, that's fine."

Nothing worse than an entitled gift receiver.

We live in a great big world with all of these features. And it doesn't take a whole lot of cognitive estrangement to realize that this world we live in has some very particular and off-the-wall junk that we totally take for granted. Like how your tongue is just in your mouth, like all the time. Or that a bath is like you making you-flavored soup. To really freak out the squares, here are completely legal but super weird things one can do.