Bring our your dead!

Probably better off as an ex-fiancé.

Seriously, give the poor birds a chance.

These lads are mad!

Everyone has a prized fact.

Had to see it with her own eyes.

Take off the rose-tinted glasses for a moment.

It saddens us that print media isn't what it used to be. There was a time when if a newspaper decided to have an unintentionally filthy or stupid headline, the ink was set and that was that. Everyone just had to live with the fact that the front page said something like “New Anti-Smoking Law Will Eat Butts On The Street." At least we'll always have these wild classified ads that show humanity at its finest.

Why would you do this.

Introversion isn't necessarily a fear of or disdain for people. In fact most introverts like people. Specifically 3 to 4 people. And the rest of everyone? Yeah the rest aren't exactly so great. So here are some memes for the introverts to look at while they're nervously putting off having to respond to a very standard work email. It's good to know there's other introverts out there, so hopefully these give you the strength to order a pizza by phone.

They say what you don't know can't hurt you, but we've all been hit in the face with enough frisbees to know that's demonstrably false. That said, what you do know can leave you with a creeping sense of existential dread and a lasting mark on your psyche. Because man, we live in a vastly unexplored and wildly unpredictable world full of flesh-eating wiener parasites and damning statistics about reading comprehension. Here are some strange science facts to ponder .

Sometimes we forget about the one-of-a-kind gem that is Steven Seagal. One day he's pretending to know martial arts, the next he's pretending to know how to run, and in this case he's doing the one-finger pullback while pointing his weapon directly at his co-worker's head.

Just in case anyone wants to engineer their own semi-functional bubble machine, all it takes is a fan, a coat hanger, an O-ring, some string, a cinder block, and something to strap it all together. It's one of those solid reminders that people can do literally anything they want to with their free time. But hey, it's not like we've engineered our own bubble machine, so points to this person for figuring it out.

When it comes to advancing human scientific achievement, we must dare to be bold. And KLobstar has done just that, throwing a Big Mac in an Air Fryer for about the same duration as a feature-length film. It's a good reminder that we can all answer the call of science, and no person is too small when it comes to furthering our understanding of the natural world. He also ate part of the burger. Smells like a Nobel prize. And burnt ketchup.

It's important to have privacy from your significant other's parents. It shouldn't have to come to trickery and shenanigans in order to catch a grown adult in a lie, but some people apparently have no goddamn rules, so things like this happen. Mom went and revealed that her emergency key didn't work, then had a full-on adult meltdown when she was caught in her lie. For some more mother-in-law wildness, here's the one who forcefully grabbed a grand-baby, then demanded an apology.

We love to see incompetent scammers become their own worst enemies. In this case it was a malicious stranger who claimed to be “Jeff the neighbor" but his riffing skills weren't up to par with the dude he chose to target. Hey, as long as we can waste a scammer's time while amusing ourselves, that's time they're not using to trick old or dumb people into actually giving them money.