Bruh.

We like Antiques Roadshow as much as we like weird insane crap, and these Antiques Roadshow re-captions make perfect sense to us. Keaton Patti let some true magic fly out of his noggin and did the world a favor by giving us these alternate antiques. Also we regret to learn that it looks like we've used our space machine wrong.

Game is life

There is a whole lot of bad advice out there. And not just financial or relationship advice. Literal survival advice. And that's the most basic thing. So here is some clarification to dispel some of the more popular survival myths that people like to propagate. And to increase your odds even more, here are some basic survival rules everyone should know.

Big yikes

What would you do in this situation?

Just... WHY?

Why did they think this was a good idea?

He's probably one of the guys who didn't pull their weight on group projects.

The first lesson here might be “don't drive your car aimlessly in circles at a crowded four-way stop.” But even if you do find yourself doing that, the second lesson would be “just look around to see if there are any cops around." Actually, if you're the kind of person who does this garbage, never mind, don't look for cops.

This Finnish instructional video from 1979 makes quick work of opening a door, and with enough practice, you can too. We've had it up to here with having to wait for our friends and coworkers to help open doors for us, and frankly it's time to learn. Now you too can go on the instructional journey of entering and exiting buildings, conveniently in Finnish. After this? Windows and gates.

Heartwarmingly funny

Bring our your dead!

Probably better off as an ex-fiancé.

Seriously, give the poor birds a chance.

These lads are mad!