Weird and unusual is our middle name

Don't f&^k with a man's Star Wars toys.

Siri take me to the closest cheese shop

Yeah, okay sure.

Getting to know someone can be tricky. You never know if they're gonna seem cool for a while and then hit you with a “oh yeah my husband is getting out of prison today and boy he's angry.” Luckily, these people were very up front with their personality faults and communicated the up front. Doesn't it make things so much more efficient when people let their true selves shine? Here are some more first date moments that made people go “screw this I'm out.”

Animal memes and lots of 'em

Did they honestly think they could keep him quiet?

You're going to wish that you hadn't seen these.

They absolutely knew what they were doing.

The thing about working in the service industry is that customers seem to think they simply know better than you. It doesn't matter if the sky is getting dark or everyone else leaves the patio like rats scuttling from a sinking ship. There's a type of person who just can't be bothered by someone who they think is “below them.” And just such a thing happened here, to the satisfaction of this employee. For another run-in with Karen, here's the useless ex-manager who tried to get an ex employee to…

If it fits. I sits.

Is there a worse place to crash a plane? Like seriously, this guy was having a rough enough day as is. When a plane crash is just gonna be the start of your day in a rube-Goldbergian series of near-death experiences, it's time to seriously start questioning if the universe is just seeing what it can get away with.

The legend of the silver screen, Steven Seagal, is an unforgettable monument on the mountaintop of the wasteland of cinema. He's excellent at pretending to do martial arts, and even worse at cocking a gun . Back when he used to run in movies, he had an interesting, noodly kind of thing he did with his arms that really drove home the fact that he was acting super hard about getting to wherever he was going fast.

Some of us need a review.

"It's Over 9000!"