"Let me speak to your owner."

You should probably give your wife a hand dude.

This will be on the test.

Why are people like this?

There are better ways to deal with this.

Oh nice, goat internet?

It's happened to everyone. You saw something. An event that you couldn't explain . You can't tell anyone because it's just too out there. But you swear it happened. You saw it with your own eyes. Could it be that people are highly suggestable, get their eyes tricked, and often misremember dreams as memories? That's true. And also I saw a goblin. A real life goblin. It started right back at me with its beady little eyes and not a soul believes me. And it was ANGRY.

Because why should we be forced to hear our own thoughts.

It actually happens in real life.

Holla we want pre nup

“They be thinking they know everything.”

Ya hope it's not real, but this kind of thing has happened to more people than they'd like to admit. Most gas nozzles have quick release mechanisms that snap off so idiots can drive off without killing everyone. But very few of them probably find themselves dying inside after accusing good Samaritans of following them for nefarious purposes. NPC vibes indeed.

Alright that's pretty cool. So flashed face distortion is a relatively new optical illusion/observed phenomena that makes eye-aligned faces look terrifyingly distorted while you focus on a midpoint. It's been done to great effect with celebrity faces too. Seriously, after a few seconds you just start seeing monsters. Pretty cool.

Awkward if true.

People like this actually exist?

Poor lad gets unmatched when he pretends to text like a bot.