33 Posts from ‘Reply Archive’ That Prove We're in the Golden Age of Comment Section Comedy

Etai Eshet

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Frenchman pretends he is English and makes his barber believe he doesn’t speak a word of French for years to avoid small talk: ‘He doesn't speak a single word of english, the only few times we interacted I used google translate on my phone’

Olivia Arocena

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Tour guide refuses to delay tour after late guest calls to demand the group wait an hour for them: ‘Can’t you just ask people if they mind waiting?’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Ex-wife takes literally the judge's decision to split the house things "in half" between her ex-husband and her, and decides to cut everything in half: "Oh, to be a fly on the wall when [he] gets home".

María Cetra

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Manager orders support staff to close every customer complaint before leaving the day, causing a flood of duplicate cases in the system: 'The rule was quietly reversed'

Cata Holmes

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Man catches wife’s affair thanks to his smart fridge’s notifications: ‘She said she slept the whole night through, no interruptions. That was the exact wrong thing to say to a man holding fridge-door notification data’

Olivia Arocena

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Hotel guest comes into the lobby at 4:30 am demanding a late check-out, exclaims he works for Facebook so he’s entitled to it, gets denied: ‘It’s been a night…’

Giuliana Tiscioni

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Daughter refuses to plan her mother's birthday as she always has to do everything while everyone else gets credit for it, now everyone thinks she ruined the day: 'My mom said she was hurt because she thought this was “our little tradition.”'

María Cetra

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Man wonders whether people are putting less effort into maintaining friendships, or whether people don’t want to be around him: ‘They always say “we need to hang more”/“we need to do this again soon!” and then they never reach out to set something up’

Olivia Arocena

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Daughter discovers her parents are getting a divorce after making a sarcastic joke and unintentionally hitting the bull’s eye: ‘Totally illogical, furthest thing from the truth’

Giuliana Tiscioni

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Yoga instructor allows clients to park their cars on neighbor's front lawn, leading neighbor to confront the clients until they remove the cars: ‘They are not welcome to park on my property’

Bar Mor Hazut

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24-year-old boyfriend shuts down girlfriend’s 18-year-old sister’s request to crash at their apartment after she makes snide comments about his acne, weight, and looks at family dinner: 'At least he’s reliable and makes a lot of money'

Celeste Mello

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Ex-boss begs former employee to leave a review at a local job review portal, he complies, leaving a very bad one and requesting the elimination of false ones, making the average bad: 'Management has suddenly been acting super nice and accommodating.'

María Cetra

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Guy warns his ex she can’t afford the apartment she insisted on keeping, she takes it anyway, then blames him when money gets tight: '"Obviously this is fully her fault"

Etai Eshet

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Couple wears blue outfits for a wedding and realizes the color was banned days before via the wedding’s website: 'Maybe don't try and shoe-horn in an idea from Tik Tok the week of your wedding, especially if it includes guests'

Olivia Arocena

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"It is just ABSOLUTELY insulting": Boss offers tech worker a promotion to Senior Project Lead with 20 weekly extra hours and 0 pay raise

Etai Eshet

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