There's a unique magical serenity that blissful solidarity brings you. When you're seated by yourself with a good book and a hot drink there is nothing you could possibly overanalyze and no interaction that you could possibly misread or awkwardly fumble your way through. (Unless you're still overanalyzing and cringing over your most recent social undertakings, that is.) Whether your constant overwhelming desire for solitude is the result of introversion or other cause, there's a good chance you…

Judge: “The parties are advised to chill.”

She was willing to fight for her right to party.

This girl and her new boyfriend's relationship had been developing nicely until he suddenly asked her to drop out of college and give him her tuition money to help him fix his car. This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) subreddit by the girlfriend, Redditor u/Throwrapaul447, who is wondering if she is in the wrong for not agreeing to her boyfriend's demands. Commenters were appalled at the boyfriend's request and let the poster know that this kind of behavior is often used…

She's a 10 but she's mean to waiters.

"Uh, thanks for telling me."

"Defying the laws of gravity!" * falls *

Surprise, surprise—a TikTok influencer turned out to be a horrible boss…

When you're a kid, everything you experience is just a tiny part of the vast unknown. You have yet to figure out so many things about the seemingly endlessly large world that even trying to think about all of the possibilities out there can make your head spin. Thankfully you have the adults in your life to guide you through this treacherously infinite environment. And you, a wide-eyed child, know that you can take whatever the adults tell you for granted. Why would they ever tell you white lie…

People can develop obsessions over the strangest things, but how you prepare your drinking water has got to be one of the strangest of them all. This couple has an extremely complicated process for preparing their drinking water, ensuring it's just the right conditions and temperature. As this bizarre ritual has slowly devolved, the molehill of “water preparation” has grown into a volcano that is threatening to burst and tear this couple's relationship asunder.

It's not unusual for people to be protective of their possessions in a workplace setting. In a generally shared space things have a tendency to go missing, and when those things are essential for completing your required daily tasks tracking them down can be a bit rage-inducing. Just ask any mechanic who has had sales staff all-up in their workshop tampering with the carefully organized chaos of their workstation. Like Milton with his red Swingline stapler, if one more thing goes missing they m…

It's about the small things.

Well, she's more of an ex-girlfriend at this point.

Excellent play.

I contain multitudes.

Life often presents us with great difficulties that seek to try out every measure of wit. Checking the time on a digital clock is not one of these things. The digital clock has removed all effort and skill required to tell the time, and even that was taught at a first-grade level. Inexplicably, this guy is absolutely unwilling and unable to lift his phone in the middle of the night, press the button to turn it on, and then scan his eyes across the screen to tell the time. He would rather wake h…