We've seen a lot of picky eaters, man-children, and food deception in AITA posts, but this one has managed to combine all three. This absolute penultimate dingus has somehow managed to convince himself that the only food he can possibly eat is his mother's to the extent that she hand delivers meals to him every SINGLE night of the week except for the night that they go to her house. Don't get me wrong, I love my mother's cooking (hi Mom), and I would love to have this arrangement… but none of t…

The number of people on LinkedIn who need to stop and read the room is growing astronomically.

It's always important to remember that you shouldn't try everything you see on the internet. If I had blindly tried everything I had seen online, without a doubt, I'd be all alone inhabiting a prison cell somewhere. It's just a good idea to take everything you see online or in real life with a grain of salt, and you shouldn't need a disclaimer stamped on everything to realize this. Well, this guy would probably jump off a bridge if you told him to, and, after a solid session doom-scrolling TikT…

Fight or flight will be triggered by zoom notifications

These Tweets are hot off the press and ready to be consumed by your eyes. It's been a crazy week in the world with ol' Queen Lizzy passing on, and there has been no shortage of memes to go along with that. A few of my favorites have been the ones that center around Charles and his chance to finally claim the throne. I am completely indifferent when it typically comes to news of the royal family, in no way would I ever celebrate someone's death or wish anyone harm, but no Cheezburger editor can…

Job interviews are low-key romantic

Way to celebrate 27 years of marriage, dude!

It's rare that a parenting disagreement actually escalates to police involvement in the investigation of theft. At least, I would hope and assume that this is the case, but maybe it happens with a higher degree of frequency than you'd anticipate. This mother describes her son's obsession with motorcycles and automobiles There are a lot of working pieces and ethics to consider when it comes to the inter-workings of this story. First of all, this husband is not the son's biological father, and we…

If I were making this quiz, the only right answer would be to quiet quit

It's never a good thing when an employer forces their employee to miss a significant life event in order to assert their authority over the employee's life and ensure that they never dare to question the importance of their work again. Such instances are dehumanizing and toxically reinforce the bizarre idea that our work is more important than our family and health. It's shocking then to think that a parent could do this to their own child who works for them. Well, that's exactly what happened…

Easy, breezy, broke af

Family is supposed to offer you an altruistic support system that is filled with unconditional guidance and love. That's the ideal anyways, but for a lot of people, this unfortunately isn't the reality. Understandably, people grow apart, and sometimes things happen that not even time can forgive, but it's important to be forgiving and understanding of your family and their own struggles whenever you possibly can. This brother probably doesn't fit into the category of someone you'd be able to tr…

If you're looking to get dumped, feel free to do exactly what this guy did!

Jealousy knows no bounds, I guess. This sister-in-law got in trouble for showing up and wearing perfectly appropriate attire for her brother's wedding.

A job interview goes both ways. You are trying to see if you want to work for the company just as much as they are trying to work for you. We've said it time and time again, but job interviews are just the absolute worst. They're the ultimate facade of our society, with both parties putting on their bravest face in order to sell themselves to the other. The interviewee is often trying to sell how loyal and confident they are. The interviewer, on the other hand, sells their dominance and superio…

“The snake will probably leave a nice review: 'Dinner, nap, fluffy chicken blanket, gently carried to the fence. 10/10 will dine again.'”