'Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other': Top Cheesy Pickup Lines of the Week (June 26, 2024)

Ben Weiss

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'I've been waiting all day for coffee and you dropped the ball again': Office owners repeatedly ask female employee to make coffee for the entire office

Remy Millisky

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'The hotel is sold out': Karen lies about booking reservation, demands refund, front desk agent doesn't fall for her tomfoolery

Ben Weiss

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‘Trust me…’: Boss defends employees from client's unreasonable demands, securing over $100,000 in compensation for company and staff

Sienna Varady

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'I can’t help but feel a little bit guilty': Rare plant aficionado confiscates office plants from coworkers

Remy Millisky

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Principal tells teacher to teach extra classes or look for another job, teacher follows his advice sparking a mass resignation: 'Teach this course next year or look for another job'

Brad Dickson

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'Frozen pizza... Easy right? Nope': Guy's house almost burned down after his numbskull girlfriend cooks dinner, she loses her 'home alone' privileges as a result

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Karen claims neighbor's backyard is her property, neighbor proves otherwise: 'She tried to tell me I parked illegally on my own property'

Ben Weiss

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‘This will be deducted from your paycheck’: Boss refuses to pay employee until they go back home and get their forgotten work badge, employee reports boss to upper management

Bar Mor Hazut

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Employees get unpaid overtime backpaid totaling in over $300,000 by using employer's own logic against them: 'These are the rules we're just following them'

Brad Dickson

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'[Boss] gave me the power to cancel his vacation plans': 10+ Dramatic instant karma stories

Remy Millisky

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'That is like 20 jobs in one': CEO gets called out for job posting with ridiculous expectations

Ben Weiss

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'She just insisted that I work there and that she'll tell "my manager"': 10+ Times people got mistaken for employees and tried to be helpful

Remy Millisky

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'I'm going to sue you all and get all of you people fired': Entitled Karen blames movie theater employees after disruptive kids get thrown out

Ben Weiss

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Patient tech support guy outmaneuvers a tedious Karen who insists he explain every single step of troubleshooting: '[So] I explain the obvious'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Feeling a spirit of pettiness overtake me, I fill the cart with M&Ms': 4 Tales of petty revenge that one retail worker got on customers

Remy Millisky

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