Getting lied to sucks. Getting lied to by your boss is some serious business. Some of the most satisfying work stories come from people defying their incompetent and oppressive bosses by just following the rules, like this guy whose boss told him to guard a spill, so he did it for hours. Here are some work memes to get through the grind.

With spooky season upon us, and Halloween looming ominously around the corner it's time to start thinking about a costume. In this case, Twitter users are sharing their hot takes on all those Halloween costumes that ended up looking sexy, even though they shouldn't have been on an objective level. 

This guy decided to watch "American Horror Story" before going to sleep, and ended up waking up so frightened that he jumped out the window. Not only that, but he proceeded to provide proof in his Reddit recap. We hope he's off to a speedy recovery. Sounds like an absolutely terrible situation to find yourself in. Can't imagine what was going through his head when he came to, falling out the window. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for teachers to share the dumbest lot of answers they've ever received on exams. We almost appreciate the desperate effort that was put forth by these clueless students, who just wanted to take a hail mary shot at getting some points on an otherwise completely failed exam. 

Some of the stuff rich people can afford feels like it should be hugely illegal, but some of the other stuff they can afford seems like only something a complete idiot would buy. Who needs a hand carved, perfectly cube shaped ice cube? This stuff must feel like a wicked insult to anyone who realized they grew up poor, and probably results in some really terrible rich kid syndrome.

As long as the internet's been around, we've had fools trying to pass their lies off as truth to the rest of the world. It's like these shameless bullsh*t spreading bozos think that the rest of us aren't capable of wild things like "reverse image search" and generally fact checking them on their stuff. 

Even though Skyrim has been out forever, we still find ourselves booting it up on the regular just to make too many iron daggers, accidentally railroad ourselves into a stealth archer class and one-hit any bandit who dares mess with us. We love the game and we love the torrent of Skyrim memes that fell from it.

Twitter's in a bit of an uproar over a resurfaced survey from Bank of America that says 1 in 6 millennials have $100K in savings. Many folks reacted with doubt, surprise, and general dismissal. Instead, they suggest that these fortunate millennials must come from old money, and that it's more likely most millennials have under $1K in their savings. 

Let the record show that people have always been mean bastards. Some more mean than others. This whole lot is a collection of some pretty dang sick burns. 

This Quora user decided to shed some light on what they view as a manipulative, brainwashing technique on the part of religious groups that advocate intense recruitment processes. Every Jehovah's Witness might stand to benefit from reading this. 

This one goes out to all those people exploiting those loopholes out there. We knew this type of thing was possible in theory, but you don't expect to be told the story by the person it happened to. A+ effort by that guy who cancelled his appointment free of charge. Escape rooms can be the site of a lot of drama, especially when people try to escape in stupid ways.

Life ain't free people. When will these choosing beggars ever accept the reality they live in. You know, the one where we all actually have to compensate people in a fair manner for their professional services. At a certain point, choosing beggars are really just wasting the rest of the world's time. Maybe keep an eye out for anyone you come across while negotiating that is similar to these deluded fools.