Advertisement
funny video jim carrey recreated his comedic moments as a serious actor

Jim Carrey Reimagines Greatest Comedic Moments

quebec man scares off approaching polar bear with sticks

Brave Man Scares Off Polar Bears With Sticks

Advertisement
Woman's cat accidentally eats weed cookie, and the Twitter thread that follows | My horrible gremlin kitten snarfed an entire weed cookie and got violently high other day thread. Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi 14h Replying Carmine_Deville Firstly wanna preface this by saying she's fine, because this cat is an indestructible Dumpster Demon TM with stomach steel. Her father raccoon and her mother ate and shat nails. She'd fight god half stale bagel and win. 1 Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi

Twitter Thread: Gremlin Kitten Snarfs Weed Cookie

Guys respond to boss telling they're unqualified by only doing the parts they're qualified for | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by grrodon2 No promotion less work, same pay work passenger boat company have 3 tasks while on board: secure boats embarking and disembarking, keep an eye out safety and order, and check tickets and issue fines few years ago company asked some senior staff temporarily switch ticket inspector high season, with promise move permanently within year.

Workers Respond after Boss Says They're Unqualified for their Job

Guy's internal monologue discovery ends up ruining his day | tweet by Kyle KylePlantEmoji Fun fact: some people have an internal narrative and some don't As some people's thoughts are like sentences they "hear and some people just have abstract non-verbal thoughts, and have consciously verbalize them And most people aren't aware other type person. lay bed and think don't hear voice? Like, can say complete sentence brain and hear Delivered no just see words. think, can hear voice head? Like, can

Guy's Internal Monologue Discovery Ruins His Day

Advertisement
Ricky Gervais trolls the Oscars for its narcissism on Twitter by recommending his show | Ricky Gervais @rickygervais America! Binge-watch #AfterLife on @Netflix tonight s about man who realises humanity is disgusting, narcissistic plague, and so becomes angry depressed and loses will live. Or watch Oscars instead and actually experience those feelings first hand.

Ricky Gervais Selflessly Trolls Oscars Over Narcissism

Pizza delivery guys share their weirdest experiences while at work | posted by impgrl369 Had someone answer door once with snake on his shoulders. Not like milk snake or garter but ball python. Probably about 6 feet long. As he closed door heard him say someone hadn't reacted at all lol. Sounded so disappointed.

Pizza Delivery Employees Reveal Their Weirdest Customers

Corporate catchphrases get translated by people on Twitter | tweet by Briana McDougall @briana9 Replying delia_p Maybe not insufferable but absolutely love per my last email is code do even know f'ing read?

Actual Meanings Of Corporate Catchphrases

Advertisement
Tumblr thread pokes fun at Pirates of The Caribbean | bootslots funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought "put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great idea at some point someone told davy jones their idea him stand bucke

Tumblr Thread Explores Loophole Of Davy Jones' Curse

German guy tries to name all 50 states and hilarity ensues | Factoid Dollar Bin Diver team TBD @factoid_twitch Replying TSchmidtbsuer Everything is Biggerer Texas Two. washington? This also feds North Texas ohio Oreo wish? this wisconsin Dakota? Minnesota Wyoming Square Arizona Kansas? this is rave New Jersey, New Mexico AND new York cereal def ohio Nevada Kansas! west. this just Screams OHIO Alabama Mountain mama Virgin AAAAA take home OHIO where is Kansas? wist

German Guy Attempts Naming All 50 States, Hilarity Ensues

Guy asks people on Reddit whether it was wrong for him to leave his immature girlfriend at the airport | Enter my gf 2 years she's uni grad with good job, but still lives at home with her parents. As clued on as she is about her professional field not exagerrating say she doesn't even know basic shit like post fucking letter. Whenever she's asked help with something she really is asking is someone take responsibility task couple examples last few months:

Guy Leaves Girlfriend At Airport Cause Her Passport's Expired

Advertisement
Tweets from people talking about their favorite random facts | tweet by CK @la_natif Replying MsPackyetti Phenomena Doorway Effect forget reason enter different room retrieve reason, walk backwards w/o turning around can trigger memory.

Most Random "Facts" People Know (20 Tweets)

Parent takes revenge on grandparents with an electric organ that they always said was broken | r/pettyrevenge posted by UseDaSchwartz Broken Electric Organ Growing up were over my grandparents house lot, they lived 5 minutes away. My grandmother had an electric organ. She played piano and some reason decided learn organ as well. She could play but not nearly as well as piano.

An Electric Organ Revenge That Was Years In The Making

Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her creepy house and gets roasted on Twitter | white house with no furniture and weird architecture tweet by zack @daly_zack Replying KimKardashian pls put some things ur house freaks out

Kim Kardashian Posts Pics Of House, Gets Roasted

Advertisement
Guy loses his job, gets stranded on an island, and ends up getting his friend deported | r/tifu posted by jazzandboats TIFU by losing my job, getting stranded on an island, and getting my friend deported Oooooh boy this is big FU. Thave been working on cruise ship past 5 months live with, work with, eat with, and do everything else with same people every day months

Guy Loses Job, Gets Stranded On Island, And Gets Friend Deported

Twitter users describe movies badly | tweet by Ryan Bartholomee @RyanBartholomee Replying jimmyfallon Snakes on Plane documentary about why emotional support snakes are bad idea #DescribeAMovieBadly

People Describe Movies Badly (30 Tweets)