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Guy messes up my accidentally eating too many oranges | r/tifu Join u/wadlwadlus 1d TIFU by eating too many oranges So this happened few months back, but 's funny story nonetheless needs be on internet living my grandparents basement at time 5 story house. Walking up stairs get kitchen hassle, so only did time eat. Now l'm not an out shape person, but not enthusiastic about going up flights stairs just look at pantry scarcely filled with old people food.

Dude Messes Up By Eating Too Many Oranges

Mistaken friend's wife thinks actor is a real doctor | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/loslaslon 16 hours ago "He's not doctor Yes he is saw him on TV XXL Not quite sure this fits, but wasn't sure where else would. So had friend since college who's great guy love him pieces, but occasionally considered ending friendship because his wife is so jarringly dumb life do not know he gets her. Ok do, she's one most beautiful women ever seen real life. But even still don't know he does She's sweet, she

Mistaken Wife Believes Actor Friend is An Actual Doctor

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Two random guys came to see a new baby | are at hospital. Having baby today! She has dilated between 5-6. Today 9:04 AM Congrats lol but think someone got wrong number

The Wholesome Time Two Random Dudes Came to See A New Baby

A truck driver fakes a broken arm, so the state trooper writes him all the tickets | r/ProRevenge Join u/dachord 22h Fake Broken Arm Get Dead- Lined. Years ago back high school worked retail hardware business, along with few part time guys going college. One our jobs accepting deliveries corporate warehouse. Because truck full merchandise, some our store, some other stores weren't allowed go into trailer truck driver responsible going into trailer and pushing boxes merchandise onto rollers where

Lazy Truck Driver Fakes Broken Arm, State Trooper Swarms Him With Tickets

A quick and helpful Tumblr post on maintaining a level mindset | anxietyproblem Follow Seneca @CryptoSeneca Easy spot yellow car are always thinking yellow car. Easy spot opportunity are always thinking opportunity. Easy spot reasons be mad are always thinking being mad become constantly think about. Watch yourself.

Quick Tumblr Post On Keeping A Level Mindset

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An entertaining Twitter thread about a guy's awkward confession on a date | Maria DahvanaHeadley Follow @MARIADAHVANA Omg couple date beside just took turn. Her never told had child! Him: He's little. Her little? Him: 12.

Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Boyfriend Has A Kid

Man shares story about writing Titanic sequel for his middle school crush | Daniel Dockery Follow @dandock middle school had crush on girl whose favorite movie Titanic. So impress her wrote an outline sequel called Titanic 2. And every like this tweet gets will reveal another awful detail this story.

Twitter Thread: Man Writes Titanic Sequel For His Crush

Twitter thread about minerals that look like food | GarlicPowder @fartpowder EX CRYSTAL LOOKS LIKE CHICKEN TENDER ALERT O 281K 5:14 PM Jun 27, 2020

Twitter Thread: Minerals That Look Like Food

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Guy takes revenge on petty boss by stealing all of his employees. | r/ProRevenge u/Smoe6696 1h Join Don't want return my tools or pay Enjoy losing business This is my repost O r/pettyrevenge might be better suited this subreddit, anyways trade painter worked around 5 years essentially running company an owner who took very hands off approach, he essentially name and working capitol and not much else. After getting an offer work bigger commercial company and my old bosses realization he would

Man Takes Revenge On Boss, Steals All Of His Employees

Professional Mariner has cool quora answer | Quora Open App Sign open ocean, does surface ever go still like glass like lake on windless day?

Professional Mariner Has Cool Quora Answer

A collection of very funny dad jokes | Every morning get out bed and run around block 5 times. Then slide block back under bed and go back sleep.

Utterly Delightful Dad Jokes

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A Twitter thread about love being found at a graveyard | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so l visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER.

Twitter Thread: Man Meets Wife At Graveyard

A choosing beggar wants a launchpad for free because he's only 11 years old | Launchpad MK2 Launchpad MK2 READ DESCR 70 Mark as Sold Mark as pending Hi, is this available? 17 AUG AT 11:24

Choosing Beggar Wants Launchpad For Free Cause He's "11"

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A quick and funny Tumblr post breaks down cultural differences between goblins and orcs | firebirdeternal know 's more fun than worldbuilding makes some fantasy races EEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL Worldbuilding gives different races cultural differences help explain why there's lot conflict between them:

Quick Tumblr Post On Cultural Differences Between Goblins And Orcs

People describe the food combos that sound gross but are delicious | snapdragon_23•4d Fried potatoes and maple syrup Reply 401

Gross Food Combos That Are Actually Delicious