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A collection of relatable and humorous marriage tweets. | Josh @iwearaonesie Follow wife forgot turn TV off last night [flashback leaving on so dog could finish watching Air Bud No didn't 4:15 PM 25 Jul 2016 6 17 622 V 1,252

Relatable, Hilarious, And Totally Random Marriage Tweets

jokes and memes that aren't factually accurate but are technically correct | infinite love art @artinfinitelove T ordered meditation book Amazon and every page just says inhale and exhale GUIDED MEDITATION BEGINNERS | real cat next to CAT brand shoes

25 Technically Correct Moments That Are Absolutely Not Wrong

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strange moments and coincidences that people can't logically explain | That_Weird_Girl_107 10 days ago edited 10 days ago 2 3 3 3 3 hit patch black ice dark going 60mph down highway. At time drove 1 ton cargo van hit guard rail and flipped. Not only did walk away without scratch car drivable and only 30 min late work.

Strange Events People Can't Logically Explain

An entitled teen wants to steal a tattoo artist's design, doesn't understand their frustration. | going get tattoo. 1h Reply Hide replies sel tattoo rights and linework on my Etsy buy and can get clean like work file give tattooer! 1h Reply

Entitled Teen Wants To Steal Tattoo Artist's Design, Doesn't Understand Their Anger

A garage owner tries to screw over a Grandpa, and Grandpa decides to buy guy's garage. | r/ProRevenge u/ROKexpat 10h Join 3 4 my Grandpa became owner gas station/garage My family immigrated America 1880s and settled Nebraska were farmers first 80 years or so, but back 1960s my Great Grandma decided she going sell entire farm before she died and simply give her sons 1/3 money inheritance she passed (she had 3 sons 1969 my Great Grandma passed, and her 3 sons inherited money she had earned selling

Garage Owner Tries To Screw Over Grandpa, Grandpa Buys Garage

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Craziest excuses from students that ended up being true. | kajigleta 11h Showed up late college final because his neighbor's apartment on fire. He smelled like fire smoke so gave him an extension on time limit.

Craziest Excuses From Students That Ended Up Being True

A regional director doesn't understand how a computer reboot works, so IT enlightens them. | r/talesfromtechsupport Join u/Oricu 1y shut computer down every single night Long Whenever user puts ticket about their computer being slow first thing do is check uptime. Nine times out ten, there's system uptime (on Windows 7 at well over 40 days and reboot clears up all their problems. Occasionally user argues about this and today one those days.

Regional Director Doesn't Understand Computer Reboot, IT Patiently Enlightens Them

Antiques Roadshow fail cringe man disappointed with appraisal

Old Man Immeasurably Disappointed By Appraisal At Antiques Roadshow

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confronting an internet bully revenge scammer

Modern Hero Confronts The World's Worst Scammer

Jurassic Park trailer with Pee-wee Herman as dinosaurs

Jurassic Park Trailer But Every Dinosaur Is Pee-wee Herman

funny video daughter pranking mother with mayonnaise diet

Daughter Tells Mom She's On All-Mayo Diet, Mom Flips

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features of poor people's homes that rich people wouldn't understand | ckuiper 20 hours ago 2 e 32 8 2 More Sauce Packet DrawerTM! Got extra ketchup packets, Taco Bell hot sauce packets, soy sauce packets, etc? Toss them Sauce Packet Drawer

Features of Homes that Rich People Wouldn't Understand

Woman's tired of neighbor's screaming children, wants to blast music. | ?1231B2 AITA telling my neighbour will just blast music over her kids yelling Not hole f26) moved into new house purchased. My new neighbour two days later came over say hello and asked if had kids said no and she pretty much said (not word word oh hope don't mind all noise mine make, they can get very loud She has 3 kids, which guessing are all under 6 and l've already heard them haven't finished unpacking yet but where use

Woman's Tired Of Neighbor's Screaming Children, Wants To Blast Music

Boutique employee thinks they're touching bat, and then they learn otherwise. | r/tifu u/Tajinaddict 1d Join 1 12 11 S 13 21 TIFU by touching thought leaf M work at boutique sell clothes and perfume and candles kind stuff. So last week were rearranging racks sale and my boss tells move some pants around.

Bat Invades Boutique Store, Chaos Ensues

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funny tweets and tumblr jokes | Cemeterry F @daemonic3 So date talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much wasn't good idea Yeah well, hindsight is 1 | nerdgul average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces pineapple chunks. Cans pineapple come variety sizes most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning single pineapple generally won't fill up single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple can somewhere someone else has can has rest same pineapple.

Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems To Quote Later

Tumblr thread about bad customers, Karen gets silenced when one customer uses tip jar. | heatherleigh02 Had baby boomer front at Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she Blizzard EXPERT and there simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces her blizzard and she wanted complain whoever is charge She's going on and on with this teenager teenager is calmly explaining they make them all same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at teen.

Customer Weaponizes Tip Jar to Defeat Karen