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My discerning ear tells me that it CERTAINLY isn't black metal.

And normally YouTube is such a cultured community filled with civil, constructive discourse, too! Shocking!

Rob Scallon wrote a metal song using lyrics from fans' YouTube comments and made an accompanying music video. The result is testament to the internet's continuing obsession with food and unreasonable demands.

In the pink corner, we have commenter 'Sophie Danze,' proud Directioner.

In the... also pink corner, we have commenter 'Jilianlovesthebeibs.' Proud Directioner and Belieber.

Dead Parrot took their Youtube comment slapfight in the comments section One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" and turned it into the dark, gritty mafioso drama script it was always meant to be.

When your hand is done palming your face, the video of Kurt Cobain's isolated vocal track is actually worth a listen.