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Either that, or Youtube made some horrible recommendations.

In the pink corner, we have commenter 'Sophie Danze,' proud Directioner.

In the... also pink corner, we have commenter 'Jilianlovesthebeibs.' Proud Directioner and Belieber.

Dead Parrot took their Youtube comment slapfight in the comments section One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" and turned it into the dark, gritty mafioso drama script it was always meant to be.

I hope he goes on tour!

Youtube is hosting it's first ever, Music Awards live from New York on November 3rd. The venerable Jason Schwartzman will host and the whole thing is being put on by everyone's favorite video-turned-movie director, Spike Jonze. Performances from Eminem, Lady Gaga and the best and brightest rising Youtube stars, incl. CDZA and Lindsay Sterling.

Someone should totally change their name to Dave Gruel and tour local elementary schools in a band called the Flu Fighters that sings educational songs about the importance of hot stews and other viscous meals when bedridden with a contagious virus. It would be perfect for health class.

Caution: Contains language and the normal sexual imagery you would find in any given Youtube comment.