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We probably should have tried to hunt down the video, but honestly, the title and screenshot are all you need to know.

Someone move that girl out of the way so we can get a better look at dat fine, fine body.

In the pink corner, we have commenter 'Sophie Danze,' proud Directioner.

In the... also pink corner, we have commenter 'Jilianlovesthebeibs.' Proud Directioner and Belieber.

Dead Parrot took their Youtube comment slapfight in the comments section One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" and turned it into the dark, gritty mafioso drama script it was always meant to be.

When your hand is done palming your face, the video of Kurt Cobain's isolated vocal track is actually worth a listen.