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Is it possible to actually like Vevo? They're probably one of today's least likable companies in the entertainment industry.

It's gotten to the point where diehard Bieber haters are worse than diehard Bieber fans.

At least he has his adjective in the right place.

Someone should totally change their name to Dave Gruel and tour local elementary schools in a band called the Flu Fighters that sings educational songs about the importance of hot stews and other viscous meals when bedridden with a contagious virus. It would be perfect for health class.

In the pink corner, we have commenter 'Sophie Danze,' proud Directioner.

In the... also pink corner, we have commenter 'Jilianlovesthebeibs.' Proud Directioner and Belieber.

Dead Parrot took their Youtube comment slapfight in the comments section One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" and turned it into the dark, gritty mafioso drama script it was always meant to be.

When your hand is done palming your face, the video of Kurt Cobain's isolated vocal track is actually worth a listen.