rage comic

No matter what you start with, you end up with hot problems.

Don't like what's on the radio? You must be a HIPSTER.

Either he's the most ignorant record store employee alive, or the most condescending.

Soon we will have metal versions of ALL the memes!

Every

single

one of

them.

You can generally tell a metalhead apart from an emo/scene kid by the way they attribute random acts of chance to Dio.

We all know that people use the word "hipster" for the most ignorant reasons, anyway.

Of all the people to watch out for you in a zombie apocalypse, the guy who got turned into a zombie in HIS OWN MUSIC VIDEO would be the last person I'd want. #justsaying