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You can generally tell a metalhead apart from an emo/scene kid by the way they attribute random acts of chance to Dio.

Of all the people to watch out for you in a zombie apocalypse, the guy who got turned into a zombie in HIS OWN MUSIC VIDEO would be the last person I'd want. #justsaying

My favorite part of Skyward Sword is when you're racing Ganondorf in your Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 through Las Vegas while trying to dodge police, too.

Yeah! There has been NO good music since 1994! What a GREAT observation! You know SO much about music! /sarcasm

Oh the magic that takes place in our classrooms that isn't learning.

Soon we will have metal versions of ALL the memes!

Every

single

one of

them.

Also known as the problem with playing any instrument in the orchestra besides violin.

After their moment of popularity, many bands spend an indeterminate amount of time in music purgatory before they become retro and cool again. While in purgatory, legions of 12-year-olds scoff at them cruelly.

Not everyone could take the bold statement about classic rock sitting down.