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Jay-Z is a true American fisher.

My favorite part of Skyward Sword is when you're racing Ganondorf in your Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 through Las Vegas while trying to dodge police, too.

You can generally tell a metalhead apart from an emo/scene kid by the way they attribute random acts of chance to Dio.

All the more reason to scroll and select instead of skipping.

I don't know if any of you have ever strung a string instrument (violin, viola etc.), but if you're new at it, it's like this x1000.

Everytime I play a gig.

After their moment of popularity, many bands spend an indeterminate amount of time in music purgatory before they become retro and cool again. While in purgatory, legions of 12-year-olds scoff at them cruelly.

Soon we will have metal versions of ALL the memes!

Every

single

one of

them.

Not everyone could take the bold statement about classic rock sitting down.