parenting

Warning: Turn your volume down.

It's getting to be that time when Black Flag fans are either parents or dead.

An eight-year-old can play along with "Stratosphere" by Swedish Finnish power metal band Stratovarius and you can't? What are you doing with your life?

I was best at playing "Brrroooiiiiiiiing Broooooiiiiiing Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrroiiiiinggggggg." That song was my favorite.

Accurate? Y/N

...because there's NO WAY I could play a steady beat with a year of practice, let alone a year of living.

Who did it better? The person who made this alt/indie version, or person who did the '70s and '80s classic rock version? DISCUSS.