parenting

I can't tell if that's a condescending smirk or a pained grimace. Either way, this is totally how Green Day and Blink 182 will be remembered: not as the bands who turned punk into pop, but who were punk. Sorry, 1977!

From a recent Dallas-Los Angeles Major League Soccer match.

Look, we know she's 11, and we also know that people who pick on children online are contemptible bullies with major insecurities about their sexual organs, etc. etc. But a performance this egregious can be a learning opportunity not only for whoever billed her to open the game, but also for her, that she's not (and shouldn't want to be) Christina Aguilera.

Son, I am disapPOINT.

Next week's agenda: drawing pentagrams with finger paint.

The kid who said of Thom Yorke "I don't think he's got any friends" is a sharp little guy.

"No dear, I'll tell you what 'Jiggy' means when you're older."

Warning: Turn your volume down.