An eight-year-old can play along with "Stratosphere" by Swedish Finnish power metal band Stratovarius and you can't? What are you doing with your life?
Next week's agenda: drawing pentagrams with finger paint.
Warning: Turn your volume down.
I'd probably go and find their old safety pins from when I changed their diapers and offer it to them in case they want to pierce their nose. PRIDE.
The kid who said of Thom Yorke "I don't think he's got any friends" is a sharp little guy.
