parenting

The kid who said of Thom Yorke "I don't think he's got any friends" is a sharp little guy.

It's getting to be that time when Black Flag fans are either parents or dead.

I can't tell if that's a condescending smirk or a pained grimace. Either way, this is totally how Green Day and Blink 182 will be remembered: not as the bands who turned punk into pop, but who were punk. Sorry, 1977!

Talk to YOUR child about dropping it today.

An eight-year-old can play along with "Stratosphere" by Swedish Finnish power metal band Stratovarius and you can't? What are you doing with your life?

Too bad Lennon didn't write "Hey Sean."

All you need to make a beat is bang two sticks together. A child could do it (confidential to percussionists: we're not really serious. Please don't sue for libel). YouTube performers Wax and Herbal T took this idea to its logical conclusion and made a rap song using sounds from Herbal T's toddler son's playground session.

Plain jeans and a T-shirt? How dare she! Why don't girls today wear corsets like they did in the good old days?