parenting

This kid is only four years old, and his rhythm and beats are impeccable. Maybe when he learns to read and write, he can be an even better lyricist!

Eventually the son ran away from home and joined a string quartet, where he found fulfillment by playing Dvorak. His father disapproved of his son at first, but then he saw his son perform and realized the true joy of self-expression his son found in the cello, and gave him his blessing in a tearful father-son reunion.

Too bad Lennon didn't write "Hey Sean."

Warning: Exposure to dubstep may produce extreme confusion and vulgar language in nearby parental units.

That's right, kids! The popular music marketed by old white men 30 years ago is FAR SUPERIOR to the popular music marketed by old white men today! Spread the word!

Dave Grohl isn't the only rocking father out there...

I can't tell if that's a condescending smirk or a pained grimace. Either way, this is totally how Green Day and Blink 182 will be remembered: not as the bands who turned punk into pop, but who were punk. Sorry, 1977!

...because there's NO WAY I could play a steady beat with a year of practice, let alone a year of living.

Although if my kid was sitting in an office chair in the middle of the room singing sporadically to himself without any music playing (I don't see any headphones!) I'd probably contact the neighborhood exorcist STAT.

Think about this the next time you're mad that your parents told you to turn the volume down. It could be much, much worse.

Accurate? Y/N