parenting

I showed the Beastie Boys to my grandmother last week, and she loved them.

I didn't really.

But I'm sure she would have loved them if I had.

Accurate? Y/N

Warning: Exposure to dubstep may produce extreme confusion and vulgar language in nearby parental units.

Warning: Turn your volume down.

Dave Grohl isn't the only rocking father out there...

What if it isn't brilliant and we're all just listening to terrible music?

Next week's agenda: drawing pentagrams with finger paint.

Although if my kid was sitting in an office chair in the middle of the room singing sporadically to himself without any music playing (I don't see any headphones!) I'd probably contact the neighborhood exorcist STAT.

Talk to YOUR child about dropping it today.

This kid is only four years old, and his rhythm and beats are impeccable. Maybe when he learns to read and write, he can be an even better lyricist!