parenting

Warning: Exposure to dubstep may produce extreme confusion and vulgar language in nearby parental units.

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Son, I am disapPOINT.

I'd probably go and find their old safety pins from when I changed their diapers and offer it to them in case they want to pierce their nose. PRIDE.

Think about this the next time you're mad that your parents told you to turn the volume down. It could be much, much worse.

Contrary to every reasonable expectation of the entertainment value of oral hygiene, the Oregon Dental Association made a ridiculously entertaining PSA by remaking "Teach Me How to Dougie" into a teeth-brushing instructional video.

Talk to YOUR child about dropping it today.