One Direction's dating tips: Trick her into looking less pretty than you, then capitalize on her subsequently lowered self-esteem. GENIUS. And not at all misogynistic!
For all the crazed adulation they're getting from the fangirls (the "directioners"), it stands to reason that one of them is a mutant bee in disguise, secreting pheromones on behalf of the others. My money's on the guy with the improbably sculpted hair.
