one direction

In the pink corner, we have commenter 'Sophie Danze,' proud Directioner.

In the... also pink corner, we have commenter 'Jilianlovesthebeibs.' Proud Directioner and Belieber.

Dead Parrot took their Youtube comment slapfight in the comments section One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" and turned it into the dark, gritty mafioso drama script it was always meant to be.

They might be playing a song you've heard a million times before, but The Piano Guys milk so much musical sound out of one piano (recalling the five-person-one-guitar cover from last February) that it's well worth your while.

Trick Question... they're all the cute one. A true Directioner would have known that.

We've always suspected it, but this just proves it: One Direction has not matured emotionally since the age of two or three.

Hang on, "We Will Rock You" is written by the guitarist of a legendary band who happens to have a PhD in Astrophysics. "Rock Me" isn't even co-written by any members of the boy band. Oh snap!