nickelback

Trolling is a art.

You know what else was released on 9/11/2001? Jay-Z's The Blueprint, They Might Be Giants' Mink Car, and the movie Donnie Darko.

But the internet hatred for Nickelback is so high that we can get away with posting this short fact anyway.

It's like a mashup of Temple of Doom and Lady and the Tramp and Chad Kroeger

What fresh atrocity will they rain upon the earth?

Whoever picks the Hunger Games is just doing it because they think Peeta/Katniss is hot/cool and not because they actually want to die in a vicious game engineered by a sadistic bourgeoisie. But still, Nickelback, amirite?

Ever since Chad Kroger of Nickelsuck and Avril Lavigne of Even Poserer Green Day hooked up, it's been hard to tell them apart. How cute... I mean, disgusting.

Chad Kreuger: the musical genius behind the Lennonesque song with a meter of possibly 4/5... or 5/4... wait, what's a music? Seriously though, what is a 4/5 time signature? Four nickel-notes per measure?